It's weird to write a blog with a boner

These choclits sounds delicious...and I'm not just saying that cuz I'm horny.

Chocolat Moderne exclusively for the Museum of Sex

materials:
15 pieces of valrhona chocolate, caramel infused with Shichimi Togarashi

notes:
Inflame your senses with Museum of Sex Indulgence aphrodisiac chocolates. Created by world-renowned chocolatier Chocolat Moderne exclusively for the Museum of Sex, Indulgence is a decadent blend of the highest quality Valrhona chocolate and silky caramel infused with Shichimi Togarashi – a 400-year old Japanese aphrodisiac blend of red chili pepper, ginger root, orange zest, and black peppercorn. Every bite is a sensual delight for you and your lover.

bummer.

got my city job test scores back, i barely passed.

i mean i passed, so now i qualify for an interview, but man, i thought i'd do better than that.

hopefully they go more by the interview, if i even get it.

been trying to stay decent these past couple weeks with everything that happened and yeah i got my hopes up about things, i'm just fuckin bummed now.

my house is so friggin lonely, i leave a light on hoping someone will stop by, but they don't. he left a shirt here and i've kept it on my bed stuffed under a pillow but it doesn't smell like him anymore. i should probably send him stuff back.

thankfully none of my loved ones read this silly lil blog, don't want them to worry about me.

but shit's not okay nonetheless.

M'Valentine Dream & Cream

Hey if you're gonna dream, dream BIG!

Mine involves Moss taking me for a cheese fest at Caseus, then some hot tub action followed by a competitive round of Super Mario. Then he could teach me "The Stroke Technique", jigga jigga!

Yes, I absotootalootly love me some Richard Ayoade, but I really adore Moss. I have this thing for nerds with afros and glasses, especially if they have handsome faces underneath and a penchant for cardigans.

Moist Makers, I like to call them.

a babyface=better health?

Daily Mail article

Interesting article in the Daily Mail.
So basically, because I'm pushing 30 and still get carded, this ultimately means I ain't gotta worry bout the 'betes?!?!!!

I just knew there were still perks to looking barely legal!!

Is that a Monster of Folk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

So not only is he hot as hell and has a beautiful voice and sweet rock licks, but he also has an impressive bulge??

Amazing.

Can we figure out how to clone him yet?

yay! it came!

i just loooooove my new necklace.
where else? etsy of course.
the MaidofClay shop to be exact.

i like how she looks uneasy being around my cleave, heh heh.

finished embroidery

In Heat(Meow Mix)

I'm definitely falling in with a bad crowd...

While I wait to hear about that steady-paying job, I do have my little sewing business, which affords me lots of valuable television time!
And lately all I've been watching(other than dvds and such) are shows on the Gospel Music Channel!
For example, a 2 hour block of Dr.Quinn Medicine Woman! woot woot!

ohhh yeah....that is tender and supple Colorado romance...no doubt about it....


How is this not on my Amazon.com wish list?!?!???

My only wish is that it came in a little victorian doctor's bag. That would seal it for me.

And yet my GMC love don't stop there.

I've also been catching up on my Gerald McRany love with the Touched By An Angel spin-off, Promised Land. Basically it's about a family who lost their house and are now traveling the country looking for the dad's loser brother cuz he's got his kid with them. And there are moral lessons and lots of love!

Then there's the show about the deaf detection, Sue Thomas F.B.Eye(i know, i know!), I've watched a couple episodes in the background recently, but I'm sorry, I can't get past the voices.

I used to work with this really mean deaf girl, she was always trying to get me in trouble even though it was her always fucking off and I always picked up her slack. I used to think people with disabilities were like God's way of teaching us patience and understanding and love, but i SWEAR that bitch was evil!

seriously!

evil!

Guess they can't all be super awesome detectives.

On an aside, been craving oranges and glasses of milk like CRAZY. Not together of course, or I'd get the worms or something. It's 1:30 in the morning and I keep thinking about a tall cool glass of cowtitty juice.

Sure hope it's not the scurvy.

Quilting Eureeka!

Started on a quilt tonight...note how the pieces all fit nicely together prior to sewing....
Then you get these wonky bits! What the h....

Here's some rows laid out...

It's a jolly quilt fer sure.

The Solution! Eureeka! And yes, it was a eureeka moment, and I'm very excited that I solved the riddle. Below is a diagram of The Solution.

The quilt was inspired by an afghan I made a year ago that I'm beckybuckwild for, and figured my house with all that ghastly wood paneling needs some bright cheering up.

This is the fabric for the backing. Found a good deal online, got 8 yards of it just in case!

Siiiiiigh....so relieved I figured that problem out.

And I'd like to conclude this post with a song by the Death Metal Rooster:

Dude just keeps friggin' goin!!!

watching this video NEVER gets old

and it just makes me so gosh darn happy

i tape shit off the new haven public access, one of them being a "special peoples'" halloween dance party, and one day i'm gonna figure out how to get my dvdr's onto computer.

and as god is my witness, one day!, i'm gonna catch that Wiccan cooking show again!, and it's gonna be recorded! cat meows in the background and all!

making stuffs

Miss Patina's keeping me company as I type this.....definitely got a staring problem.

Finished m'Boosh patch for m'Boosh jacket. Thanks to Bob Fossil I can't type out "my" anymore.

Today I made another piece of meat art for my kitchen. Little by little it's becoming a Meat Haus in here...

I tried upholstering a new ottoman...and I did such a botch job it cracks me up everytime I look at it!

This is my new shower curtain, and that meant all my little crafty accessories had to go...

So I repainted the side table.....

Sewn up a new counter doodad....

And whipped up a new curtain for the undercarriage...

Stuck Inside Today

Effed up my foot yesterday, now I can't really walk on it and putting it in a shoe is excruciating. Been pretty successful at distracting myself, played Barbies with my niece for hours, talked to a friend(normally I don't share matters of the heart but he gets it, he's been through the same shit, so I've gained some valuable male perspective on this matter), went out to dinner with my mom, then we went and bought Barbie stuff for Tilda(it's fun!)
So today it looks like I'ma gonna face m'demons.
I saw this old episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and the school counselor is telling Buffy how people get lost in love, but don't lose yourself to it. Don't let it become your Master and you're it's dog.
I can love someone with everything I'm capable of, but I have to admit that I've been compromising. Over things I have no control of. You can't really argue over personality and preferences. My ex was a social butterfly, if he had a night off he was out. I'm not like that, I can't be around people too long without feeling depleted; I thoroughly enjoy being alone and doing my own thing. Yet I would resent him for always going out, or not inviting me along, to which he'd reply, "I knew you'd say no." He's right, I would have.
Little things like that are no one's fault, they just are.
And as much as all this time's gone by and I still feverishly love him, deep down I know it ain't all right.
And yes I do need someone more social and loud to get me out of my shell, but I also need someone who understands and is comfortable with my way too. Someone who likes to stay in some nights, and just make paper mache crafts or some shit. Scrabble night. Whatever.
Once in a while I'm down for going out and drinking and seeing a show, but most of the time I'd prefer mini golf and bowling and movies and a Sauceman's buffet.
So next time I give my heart to somebody, I'm gonna think more with my head, I'm not a kid anymore, I'm more serious minded now. I don't want someone that fears growing old. Every age, every stage of life, has it's perks. I'm past my crazy drunk nightlife stage, I'm not yet at the settling down marriage and kids stage, I'm somewhere inbetween.
So for now I'd rather be alone, but eventually I hope for someone to join me, in the same stage, exactly where I am, with his eyes wide open and his heart an unlocked little door. Like Rudy and Spider's hair, only more blood and guts yaknow?
I think the fact that I can even look into the future right now is a good sign. Think I'll be okay.

Now if Hamden would only hurry up with the hiring process!!!!
Here's to the interview!!!!!

An artistic depiction of last night.

It's over. He feasted on my heart then pulled a dutch oven.

*crawling back under my rock*

this post was mad emo, which is cliche, wondering if cliche enough to be ironic by now, decide it doesn't matter I'm miserable and if I wanna be trite I'm gonna be trite.

the gosh darn cutest lil headbanger ever!

I hope this is my family someday.

Still busy, some random crap...I know, I'm a terrible blogger!

Watched The Libertine the other night...now normally I'm not into Johnny Depp(okay okay...maybe on 21 Jump Street...yeesh!) but hot darn, he was a smoldering bitch playing John Wilmot. I suggest every woman watch this with a towel under ya.

This is my radical niece Tilda playing with her Barbie guitar. She kept pressing the button that'd play Cyndi Lauper's "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun", and dragged all of us on the dancefloor with her. She's a big dancing ball of light, I tells ya.

Recently ordered some fabrics to make a new quilt....

And some fabrics for random things in my house...a curtain for under my bathroom sink, a thing for on top the counter, fabric for my little ottoman...And that mermaid fabric? Well, it was almost sold out, and though now I have no clue what to do with it, one day it'll come to me and I'll be glad I bought it. I love Heather Ross fabrics, btw. Obsessively so!

And here is mine and Steven's New Year's Eve Fort. Some technical difficulties involved, such as sheets that weren't large enough, and we couldn't get them high enough to sit indian-style in. It's hard to drink champagne laying down, just sayin'!

Overall I liked it. Good times!

Also, just heard today about that city job, gotta take the test on the 21st. Apparently this is standard for any city job applicant who passes the first round. So I'm halfway there! Excitedddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!

Been some busy times, folks...

Lotsa family stuff, lots of boy-stuff, lots of fun stuff, and a smattering of shitty stuff but all the previous stuffs distract!
My parents gave me a knitting machine for xmas!!!
Next up, New Years Eve. We're making a fort in my living room, and tacking up xmas lights and a light-up moon, so it's like we're outside! :D

I'm almost done with my Zooniverse jacket, yaknow like in The Mighty Boosh. The boy got me the Boosh patch so now it'll be primo en pointe Boosh jacketry!!!
Having a bit of a time focusing on stuff, and I'm nervous waiting on this job I really want. Won't hear til after the 1st!
I'm in this mood where I'm up for doing things that make me uncomfortable...I've been comfortable for far too long.

gratuitous shot of my babybear

her smile can launch a thousand ships!

The Naytivity

My dad gave me a stable last year, and I was like, "Dad, where's the rest of it?" and he's like, "Broken!" and I was like,"Well whattami gonna do with a stable and nothin in it?"
Well....I found something to do!

If you're even partially Italian you have relatives that pronounce it "Nay'-tiv-ity", I don't buck tradition.
You can click on it for a close-up, my camera is sorry.
Did you know Casey sang the first Xmess song? yep. He was there.

knitted lampshade, xmas tree, other things

this lamp had a sweet base but a tacky shade, i had knitted a cover in pumpkin yarn but heck it's wintertimez, i made bobble with a size 11 needle...it's ridiculous looking. good thing i like ridiculous. i'm not even putting up a pattern, it's so easy. just put in 5 sts in 1sts, St st throughout. easy peasy japanesy.

Ignore the sewing piles and scraps and stray coffee cup, that's the corner of my living room/studio. I've been so busy I haven't had much of a chance to take any xmas stuff down, then my bro said I'd probably feel sadder if I did and nothing was up. I'll wait a week and see how I feel.

Made a special bday present for someone, but can't put up a pic yet cuz I'm giving it to him tonight. It's so rad I want one.

Also made a nativity, put a pic of that up too.

and I'm working on a Zooniverse jacket. I didn't want a direct rip-off of Howard's or Vince's, I wanted one that would look like one I'd wear if I worked at the Zooniverse. But yes, it's inspired by Mrs.Gideon's version.